Come on, now, folks! Has no one who loved you ever taken the time to crochet you enormous pathogens of our good friends Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Syphilis and Herpes?
Too bad. You must not work in an STD clinic and appreciate these types of gifts. My colleague Ashley's getting these tomorrow and she's going to love them.
If you want some of your very own (toy STDs, not real ones) go to this site, the inspiration for my little critters. However, if you already have some of your very own, you're going to have to email me directly, because kiddo, that's another blog entry all together.