Tuesday, September 11, 2007

A Sorta' Fairytale

Once upon a time there was a lovely princess, who lived in a beautiful bungalow in the great kingdom of North Carolina.


This princess was loved by everyone. She was so gentle and kind it was hard to hate her for having rock-hard postpartum abs.


When company would come from far and wide to visit her kingdom and royal family she and Prince PM would prepare lavish meals for a feast in the countryside.


Like chilled blueberry soup.


And proper tea sandwiches.

As a treat to the fair ladies, she would take them to Royal Fabric Palace, where you could acquire things like this:


and this:


Upon returning to her magical cottage, great banquets would appear and guests would immediately be stuffed with delicious food and fine wine.


Little nymphs would be present for entertainment.



And there in her enchanted manor, the princess and her family lived happily ever after.

The end.

3 comments:

ahna said...

So sweet. What a lovely tale of bliss and love.

by Johanna Brandvik said...

Looks like this visit was fit for a king! Sorry for the bad humor. Really, what a lovely time!

Galadriel Thompson said...

Hey, where's the slaying of the dragons and the weird old queen slash witch slash jealous hag who wants to dash the fair maiden upon the cold,sharp rocks? Let's just call that September.

Can you write another story and write me into your happy little fairytale? I could just be that one character that just kind of hangs around with a ridiculous smile on her face because of all the fine wine!